Do this, it's quick and so FUNNY!

WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH ?

January : I've left with...
February : I've slept with...
March : I've killed...
April : I've tickled
May : I've hit
June : I've stolen...
July : I've eaten...
August: I've got married with...
September : I've beaten...
October : I've dressed myself like...
November : I've burnt...
December : I've gone to bed with...

WHAT IS THE DAY OF YOUR BIRTHDAY ? :

1 : ...myself...
2 : ...a citizen...
3 : ...a monkey...
4 : ...my best friend...
5 : ...a elephant...
6 : ...a little elf...
7 : ...a hairy man...
8 : ...a chair...
9 : ...a cat...
10 : ...a mouse...
11 : ...a pig...
12 : ...a gorilla...
13 : ...Britney Spears...
14 : ...Sponge Bob...
15 : ...a seal...
16 : ...a bear...
17 : ...some weirdo...
18 : ...a carrot...
19 : ...a banana...
20 : ...a dolphin...
21 : ...Dora the explorer...
22 : ...Pikachu...
23 : ...the little mermaid...
24 : ...an empty bottle...
25 : ...a marsupilami...
26 : ...a tree...
27 : ...a cat...
28 : ...a cucumber...
29 : ...a whale...
30 : ...a guy...
31 : ...a girl...

AND FINALLY, WHAT IS THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME ? :

A : ...to save the future!
B : ...because I hate him/her!
C : ...and I like it!
D : ...for a biscuit.
E : ...because I don't like that!
F : ...and I think I'm beautiful!
G : ...to be king/queen!
H : ...and it sucks!
I : ...for the popularity!
J : ...and it's very funny!
K : ...and I don't know why!
L : ...because my mother hates me!
M : ...to be an hero!
N : ...cause I felt like it!
O : ...because I love my life!!
P : ...to teapot him/her!!
Q : ...and it's disgusting!
R : ...because I'm gay...
S : ...for my boy/girlfriend!
T : ...and my teacher's name is Smutch!
U : ...because I'm mad!
V : ...and a ten-year old boy punched me!
W : ...because I haven't got any friends...
X : ...because a potato is my master!
Y : ...and I'm lazy...
Z : ...for a potato!

I've eaten a carrot and I don’t know why!!!
It's.. ITS ALL TRUE!
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